1.
The annual prize is again up for grabs.
So a reminder once again is in order.
A treasure is hidden on city-owned land,
Within our own Lino Lakes border.
Keep shovels at home, the prize isn’t buried,
But it may take mental excavation
To turn over all the possibilities
Of the treasure’s exact location.
Pull-eeze! Be careful! Don’t dig around,
Or you’ll be arrested for illegal pursuit.
Find the prize and you’ll be on Easy Street,
Because a bank will just dole out the loot.
You have to turn something over to find it, and it’s along a border of a park.
It’s near the police station and the bank that is paying the prize.
2.
Speed and endurance may help you out,
Or pass on that and take it slower.
You could go either north or south, so they say,
But the compass says something other.
There’s a lake and a woods in this fair city
That some folks use with regularity.
And not far away you might have the chance
To increase your physical dexterity.
Dress country casual for your outing,
Since you won’t be able to resist the temptation
To stop and sit awhile as you search
At a spot designed for contemplation.
(It’s by 35W, which runs north and south, although in reality runs northeast and southeast in Lino Lakes. You could go slower on Lake Drive to get there.
The benches are labeled “Country Casual” brand. “Lakewood” Apartments is nearby, and the YMCA, where you can work out.)
3.
Soften or louden your voice, it won’t matter.
Just don’t wake every Tom, Dick or Harry.
It’s not a place to have a ball,
But still it’s designed to make merry.
Birdies, birdies everywhere
But not a chirp or a peep do they make.
Even though they are in the air
They don’t soar and can’t stand in a lake.
Now start to think inside the box,
And know there’s a sunnier side of the street.
If you’re rusty at deciphering clues
Too bad, since there’s no way to cheat.
((Bob Newhart played Dick Louden, who owned a country inn on the Bob Newhart Show. The site is near the Country Inn & Suites. The streetlights all around have herons on them. At the community green, trees are in square grates on the sidewalks. The treasure is hidden in one on the south side of the street that encircles the green.)
4.
It’s a tricky twist that you might miss
If you aren’t used to driving about.
But if you keep going ‘round and ‘round,
You will miss the treasure, no doubt.
What is this thing that looks so odd?
Could it be a dinosaur’s bones
Right there among places to eat and play
Or to walk amidst bricks and stones?
This might grate on your nerves to hear this,
But you’re looking around in all the wrong places.
Forget the obvious bench or trash can
That you find in most public spaces.
(There is a roundabout to get to the community green. The “dinosaur” refers to the bandstand/gazebo in the community green. It’s hidden in a tree grate.)
5.
Today’s the day, if you haven’t already
Made this booty your own.
Just head to a civic headquarters to start
And then go to the place you’ve been shown.
If you ride your bike you may get warm
But don’t sweat it; there are places to park there.
Odd numbers won’t do, if you think through this clue
You’ll note the difference; so just be aware.
Hidden along a sidewalk
Below a tree that is beautifully grated,
Is a rock that is like no other.
Turn it over and you’ll be elated!
(It’s near city hall. There are two sets of three bike racks and one set of two. The treasure is hidden near the two bike racks.)